mishka and sam's trash blog

🔥i wanna know what luv iz🔥

notean:

khounstipated:

I will never not laugh at this

are we human? or are we satan? 

(Source: kidxforever)

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

(via urbanoutfitterssadboy)

brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

(Source: emedemabri, via handsy-zoe)

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

(via bulldog-prince)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via keepmywhiskeyneat)

(Source: multipack, via punkghost)

urbran:

diphtheria:

franzkafkavevo:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

i wish i was having as much fun as them honestly

This is amazing

play this at my funeral

(via mccallinit)

lord-anfelo:

wonderland-perspective:

My sister keeps sending me snapchat of her cheese balls….

(via lord-anfelo)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via bromancing-the-stone)

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

(via thelatinquarter)

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

(via chadleymacguff)