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Jedi: May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi: And also with you

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via chadleymacguff)

halaalpussy:

So intimate..

halaalpussy:

So intimate..

(Source: puzzylipz)

suqmydiqtbh:

me explaining anything 99% of the time

(via hi)

punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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(Source: alcoholicmother, via hi)

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

(via keepmywhiskeyneat)

hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

(via darkbluetile)

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

(Source: beeblejuice, via hi)

(Source: lizclimo, via hi)

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]
Meet me in the fucking pit
- James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

(via chadleymacguff)


(Source: princessbuggie, via ceylans)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was


i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via lord-anfelo)